Pretentious Much?

Pretentious people who have nothing better to do than sit around and talk about what kind of car they drive need to find a nice cliff and jump off. Make sure there are sharp pointy rocks at the bottom that will slowly let their bodies slide down so they can die over the course of months, if not years. Hmm. Maybe I should apply for the job of “the guy who plans cool new sections of the theme park known as Hell”… yeah.

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