I finally saw the VMAs today while cleaning the apartment. Just a few notes.
- Britney Spears is in fact hot as hell. So what if she can’t sing? Just let her prance around in a quasi-see through body suit with a thong. I won’t complain. Honest.
- Eminem hates everyone except Dr. Dre. Everyone.
- Fred Durst got head from Christina Aguilera, paid a shitload by Eminem to show up in his video, pissed of Christina, and then got back together with her back stage before the show.
- Macy Gray does in fact need a haircut
- Something about Blink 182 with a midget rockette kickline was just too priceless
- Jennifer Lopez does not look as good in Sean John (Puff Daddy’s clothing line) as she did in that dress. DAaaaaaaa-mn
- Me and Shep is gonna be rollin up in that joint MAD soon to get our moonman for some whack shit. Remixes as always by DJ Hypnotyza
Not something I would watch begining to end on a regular basis, but damn. All I’m gonna say, SEE THROUGH BODY SUIT! Aiight, back to the middle jump.