'But Mom, I wanted a Warp Core for Christmas!'
Pretty soon, you won’t be able to tell your boss that you were caught in traffic. You’ll have to be a bit more inventive. Why? Because researchers in Denmark have now accomplished one of the first steps to making teleportation a reality. So you’ll have to tell your boss, “Yeah, our Cesium tanks had a rupture last night. Big. Gigantic. Rupture…” as he looks at you shaking his head.
Beam me up, Scotty!