"She's The Best of The Mall"
Veer sent a catalog a while back with a great intentional typo theme: “She’s The Best of The Mall.” And after having worked in a mall at OnTap’s current offices for about 2 years, I can say that the best of the mall is not a title I think any individual would thoroughly strive to achieve.
The good news is that I’m currently writing this in the basement of a house in North Arlington. The office is in a far more comfortable space that is far more exciting than being the first person inside an office in a mall.
“Where’s the Movie Theatre?”
“What do you sell here?”
“Can I just fax this one thing?”
“How much to rent your computers?”
These are not exaggerations, and they happened on a repeated basis. I am now happy to have three cats and a dog as coworkers. Such excessively pressing topics as meowing and barking at passing cars and the daily visit of the postman will now permeate my days at the office.
And there was much rejoicing.