Baby, you can call me anytime.
You can always contact me by sending me an email. Let me just give you some caveats:
- I get a lot of spam, and I hate it. So I have a very agressive spam filter.
- I never check the spam folder.
So that being said, you can contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll chat it up.
If I don’t return your call within a reasonable amount of time, well, then you can harass me in a variety of other ways. I have a tendency to read email, agree with it whole-heartedly, and never actually hit reply. The inner monologue thinks that the reply was sent, but the fingers never got the memo.